Last Sunday afternoon, Kelvingrove Park attracted even more walking dead than usual for the annual Glasgow Zombie Walk.
Delighted to be able to say that even Jesus has now been on Style Scanner.
Zombie facts: Glasgow zombies appear to prefer soft drinks to coffee, smoke a fair amount and occasionally use mobile phones.
Favourite quote (one lumbering zombie to another): "Seen anyone you know yet?"
A female zombie suddenly grabs hold of my elbow and sweetly, but forcefully, suggests I come with her. I have an overwhelming feeling of foreboding about this, it's a bit like the time some 'big girls' stole my sweets.
I'm led a few steps and told to look at the ground. Barely have time to register a pile of leaves before this happened...
Was so good, I asked for a re-enactment...